Branden's Randomisms
Tweens Should Be Destroyed!

I was thinking about this notion this motion when I was walking down the street. Tweens should be destroyed. As people noticed on my tweets about my similar views on bratty children, terrorists, right-wing wingnuts and crazy homeless people approaching me.

These prepubescent monsters are ruining America. They have no taste in music, movies, anything. These things love the Jonas Bros and Miley Cyrus. Why? They suck donkey balls and they little assholes continue to support their shitty music.

These girls are screaming their heads off for Robert Pattinson. Are you fucking kidding me? Taylor Launter or Kellan Lutz, I could get behind— or front of them.

They are taking over award shows voting for “Twilight: The Glitter Chronicles” or “High School Musical 24” or “Hanna Montana: How Come People Not Know That They Are The Same Person or Is America Fucking Retarded?” for Best Movie.

They don’t know good taste if it bit them in the ass.

They will realize the error of their ways or the world will end up like “Children of Men”.